Eugenerator

More sociopath stories for Jacynnnnn

Upon arriving home, I noticed that my brother seemed rather cheerful, so I asked him what happened today.  He told me three stories in response:

1) He despises his science teacher (for the sake of convenience, I will refer to her as Mrs. T).  Well, Mrs. T gave him a zero on an assignment and got really angry with him for being ‘lazy in her class.’  She then went on to make a comment about my brother “blocking the breeze,” the implication being, in my brother’s mind, that he was large/fat.  My brother responded by saying “Check yourself first Bagel Belly.”  She looked at him with a confused/shocked expression and asked him what he said, and he simply said that he had no idea what she was talking about.  Five minutes later, they had a fire drill, and my brother walked out near his science teacher.  Once they got outside, he turned around as QUICKLY as he could, ‘unintentionally’ elbowed Mrs. T in the gut, stared at her stomach for a few seconds before he looked up at her, and said that he was sorry.  He said the expression on her face made his day..

2) After the fire drill had concluded, they walked back into the building.  A jock, who my brother hates, called him a faggot.  It is important to note that my brother does not respond well to direct insults.  In fact, he feels that direct insults merit direct revenge.  With this in mind, he promptly grabbed the jock’s shirt and shoved him into the corner of a stair rail.  The jock squealed in pain, and my brother continued walking into the building, laughing.

3) In math class, the aforementioned jock’s girlfriend walked in.  My brother made a point to tell me that this girl is a little larger than average, particularly in the waist.  Her boyfriend then ran in, hugged her, and tried to pick her up, but was unable too, either because she was too heavy or he wasn’t strong enough.  My brother decided to take advantage of both and yelled to the jock “Remember!  It’s all in the hips!”  Half of the class laughed at the girl, the other half at the jock. 

Oh my…I really need to work on my brothers’ sizism.  I think it might also be good to discourage him from hurting people physically, both intentionally and ‘unintentionally.’  However, I do enjoy what he does simply because they make good stories, and he also makes a point to get revenge on anti-gay/trans/bi peers, whether or not they personally harm him.  I dunno if he truly has sociopathy, or if he is a firm believer in…thorough judgment..